You sir, are an ass

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As I looked into to cold blue eyes I knew that I had to

I knew that I absolutely had to FUCKING DROP KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND IT WOULD BE HIM!!!

That so called prince Luke or whatever was starting to piss me off, but I am a good person and I have a better idea.

looking up with a pout I said 'sorry my prince have I offended you' my eyes looked on to his.

He looked shocked like he expected something else

'servants don't eat with us royals'

He smirked as if defeating a wild animal

'sorry my prince it's my first day I'm new I'm Carla'

'I didn't ask for your name servant now serve me more wine'

He sat back as people returned to their conversations, the bitch was smoking me out to seeing how far I would go with my 'act' well this is going to be fun.

I took the wine from one of the other maids and poured it over the assholes head

he stood up looking real pissed he gave it a frustrated huff

'so that's hove you want to play'

he stalked toward me a crazy look in his eye...

SPLAT!

And just like that there was mash potatoes in my hair, I felt my eye twitch a little bit as I realised what had just happened

'Why you jerk THIS MEANS WAR'

And with a battle cry of his own he leapt going straight for the table firing all kinds of food at me in a frenzy, even a turkey

'Surrender Alex or feel my carrots!'

'I don't surrender to broccoli haters like you and I certaintly don't wanna feel you carrot'

'Oh shut it your just no match for me girly'

'And you sir are an ass'

one minute I was throwing Bruccel sprouts the next thing I know I get knocked out by a cabbage!

I heard the faint sound of what water running, sitting up I realise I'm in a room like mine but its more manlier somehow sitting up I see that I'm on a bed and the princes clothes are on the floor cover in food, looks like I got him good, crap my head kills.

How hard was that cabbage, Jesus, what did the chef do it it boil it into a rock.

I notice I'm still in a maid Uniform and in enemy territory, and I don't plan on sticking around for round two, so I attempted to sneak out

I say attempted because as I look up I see prince Luke's ice eyes once again and he's only wearing a towel oh god help me...

'And where is it your going to run off to now little girl' that smug look of his painted across his face.

'well that depends, where ever you not' my own smug look matching his

'Aw and I thought I'd get to know my new sister in law to be, in fact I was counting on it, you see I don't like being made to wear my dinner, especially when i'm dining with political figures'

'well if their anything like you we know that their about as civilised as animals, so i'm sure it doesn't make too much of a difference to them, as for the get to know you part i'm not interested buddy' and with that I decided to get up a walk past him

my arm was quickly me with a sharp tug backwards landing me firmly on the bed with a thud

'I wasn't asking'

'I wasn't debating'

'Don't forget i'm still your prince'

'i'm your future queen'

'Not if I have it my way'

'What you gunna do kidnap me'

'I already have'

'Blake will find me!'

'Aw didn't anybody tell the future queen. Blake is gone. Hes off caring out his responsibilities for his people, and you were left in my care'

'WHAT AND BLAKE DIDN'T TELL ME, WHERE IS HE'

'Oh don't work your self up hes the king did you think he had time for a commoner, a rider who can't even fly'

'so what your like babysitting me'

The smile quickly dropped on his face

'I am not your babysitter, but you will accompany where ever I may go and if not I'll make sure you spend the rest of your time while Blake's away in the dungeons'

'look if you want a game of dragons and dungeons you could have just said so'

'WOMAN. you are driving crazy no be a good girl and shut up'

'I can already tell this your going to love babysitting me'







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