Just Can't Stand You (BakuZack)

Chapter Two

 "Hey uhh, what the hell are you doing?" Zack turns around to see an awfully short, spiky haired young man staring at him in confusion "Uhh who are you?" Zack asked in question. "What does it matter to you?" " I just wanna know!" Zack gives a glance to the young boy " Well, since you insisted so KINDLY, My name is Katsuki Bakugou, but you can call me Ki- Lord explosion murder." "B-B-BAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!"Zack laughs hysterically. "Oh my god! What the hell kind of name is that!? Oh my lord I might DIE!!!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!" Bakugou immediately rages to those words. "Ya heard me!" Zack smirks. " Well, my name's Isaac Foster, but you can call me Zack. Aside from that, why are you here Lord explosion murder? This is private property." "Well I kinda just fell here." Bakugou says "Huuuh??? What the hell does that mean?" "Well basically, me and some other extras were fighting some purple and black portal person who made portal, and I fell through it, and now I need to get back so I can be the number one hero." Bakugou explains. "Hero? What kind of crazy shit is that?" Zack asks. "Wait, so you don't have a quirk then?" Bakugou cocks his head. "What the hell is a quirk?" "A quirk is basically a superpower I guess you can say, only around ten percent of the world don't have one, so either you're that ten percent, or i'm in a completely different world." " Well, if where you're from quirks are so popular, what's yours?" Zack asks "Explosion, basically it allows me to secrete nitroglycerin-like sweat from the palms of my hands and ignite it on command, allowing me to create strong explosions. The more I sweats, the stronger my explosions become." " Wow, so now I guess you're gonna try to get back?" " Yup, oh and just wondering, are you a mummy?" Zack pauses. "DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF DAMN MUMMY!!! I'm way more handsome than any mummy YOU'VE ever seen!" "I've seen handsomer, have you ever watched night at the museum?" " No, I've never seen a damn movie in basically all of my life, last one I saw was like fifteen years ago, but I never really paid any attention to it, just the killing scenes." "oh."