^DanaejahOmniscient
"Wassup y'all, It's ya boy breezy and i'm here with my lovely girlfriend Danaejah," Chris said to the camera as Danaejah peaked over his shoulder."Hi guys," Danaejah smiled.
"Hi guys," Chris mocked "You sound like a kid. Danaejah flicked him off then continued to talk to the camera.
"So today we finna prank my brother, August and his girlfriend courtney who are in the living room-"
"I wanted to tell them!" Chris whined.
"Who's the kid now?" Danaejah side eyed him.
"Aht! Talk to the hand cuz the face don't wanna hear it," Chris said playfully putting his hand up.
"So damn immature," Danaejah shook her head.
"As I was saying, we bout to prank them pretending like chris hit me, so I'm gonna put makeup around my eye to make it look like a black eye then we're gonna set up the camera start a fake argument and hope they hear us and come in the room." Danaejah explained.
"Do you have to tell everything!" Chris whined again.
"Hush boy!" Danaejah waved him off taking the camera then going in the bathroom.
She put the camera down making sure it was focused on her then pulled out her makeup bag.
"What if they don't hear us because they down there fucking," Chris thought out loud making Daneajah giggle.
"I'm deadass, one time I walked in on them at the studio, I was prettified."
"Nigga you acting like we ain't neva done it in the studio." Danaejah pointed out putting black eye shadow around her eye.
"Yeah, but we didn't get caught."
"Why are we talking about this, i'm gonna have to cut this out."
Chris smacked his teeth. "I'm pretty sure everybody watchin this knows what sex is."
"Okay but- you know what never mind because were only gonna get deeper into the topic from here." Danaejah sighed.
"No you just know that i'm right but you don't wanna admit it," Chris stuck his tongue out at her.
"I swear your a 8 year old in a 31 years old body," She rolled her eyes.
"Shhh! Just finish your makeup."
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"Okay guys I'm done and it looks pretty real," Danaejah picked up the camera showing her eye.
"I could've done better," Chris mugged her.
"Nigga shut up, damn!"
"Sorry y'all chris is salty because he wanted to do the black eye and I wouldn't let him." Daneajah added.