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1. Jump onto someone's back and yell"Giddy Up Horesy!"
2. Go get a Dora toy and skip around saying "We"re going on an adventure" If a worker comes and try to take away the Dora toy you yell " Swipper No SWIPPING!!"
3. Go up to a complete stranger and act like you know them, see if they play along to advoid embarresment.
4. Ride a bike/scooter in front of a worker then fall over, and scream,"I THINK I BROKE MY LEG I'M GOING TO SUE BIG-W". Then go up to the worker limping and say your going to kill them, see what they say, then change the subject. SEE THEIR REACTION!!!
5. Go up to randoms in the store and tell them everything is half price at KMART. Brag how much better k-mart is. SEE WHAT THEY SAY!!!
6. Go up to a worker and say "quick quick, follow me run to the toy department and yell there was a unicorn, full over on the floor and make a fake snow angel.
7. Bring a stereo to Big-w and do ballet to a rap song.
8. Bring a walkie talkie to BIG-W, and follow customers in the stall stay 1/2 a meter away all times, and say to the walkie talkie code red is in the Toy department, ect...
9. In narrow isles do cartwheels and don't let anyone past you and sing CIRCUS AFRO!!!
10. Make a big wall of toilet paper in isles, and say this is wall. Anyone who comes in the isle say "this is war", and peg toilet paper at them!!!
11.Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other isles.
12. Click, Help buttons. When workers come up to you, and say "do you need help you", start to cry. Say to the worker, why won't you leave me alone?
13. Take a whole isle of toys and make a battle field with, X-MEN, batman toys, etc...
14. Attempt to fit in to very large Gym pants, go up to a worker and ask "Do you think this is my size"?
15. When announcements come over the loud speaker, yell "It's those voices again", and start crying to customers, and tell them about the evil voices.
16. When you have to pay off in lane ways, pay off with 50c, and count very slowly, 50c, $1.00, $1.50 ect...
17. Put over-sized undies on your head and walk around, and casually.
18. Go to a empty check-out and try to check people out.
19. Draw moustaches on all the mannequins.
20. Scratch yourself madly and ask where the lice conditioners and rash creams are.
21. Cover yourself in toilet paper when workers say something to you say that "you have the shits"!!!
22. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
23. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
24. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
25. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area, and say to customers, “you wet yourself”, and cry dramatically!!!
26. Ask an old person for their autograph and take pictures, and say it's a rap artist.
27. Hide in a big gym bag in the middle of the store, and when a worker get's angry at you, ignore them and say "you got lost", when they try to move you, stay in the bag and ignore them.
28. Talk to the lady at the cash registar for 20 minutes about unicorns
29. Put tomato sauce on yourself and pretend your dead.
30. peg plastic fishing fish at people and yell "FEAR MY AND MY EVIL FISH"!!!
31. glue $2.00 to the floor when someone bends over to pick it up make a fart noise and say OMGEE that stinks
32. Walk up to random customers and say BIG-W are secretly vampires, and they want to suck your blood! SEE THEIR REACTION!!!
33. Spray paint the target sign all over the store.
34. Dress up one of your friends in tattered clothing, smear fake blood on them and drag them around the store.. then ask the employees if they sell shovels...
35. Tell kids their toys will attack them during their sleep!!!
36. Impersonate an employee and walk around telling everyone they should go to Kmart instead.
37. Look into a security camera and pick your nose.
38. When no ones watching switch the lady's and mens change rooms around.
39. Stroke a soft toy saying, good girl/boy and if anyone looks at you say "this is my pet leave me alone".
40. Bring fake cockroaches and put them everywhere and say this store is dirty
DO NOT ATTEMPT WHATS LISTED ABOVE!!!
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1001 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF BIG-W
HumorThis is a Funny Book about getting kicked out of Big-w or just weird things to do in big-w. Please read this book and leave a comment and please VOTE!!! I need your support so i can make 1001
