peter : if you and a same sex person are eating out and request one check and the waiter set it down in front of you, they’ve decided you’re the top
tony : [remembers when he and steve went on a date and the waitress put the check in front of steve, even though he’s broke and tony’s famously a billionaire]
tony : first of all–
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction²𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 ▸ 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵!𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘍𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳, 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦. ♡
