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Soda: wazzup bitchesssss

Johnnycakes: shut ur trap

Dally: wazzup boiz

Darry: soda,  I thought i said no cuzzing

Soda: says u

Johnnycakes: OOOOOOOOOOH

Can'tHandleTheRandle: Hoi

Horseman: Heller

Two-Bitch: Imma yeet the fetus fo life

Darry: 🤦‍♂️ 

Can'tHandleTheRandle: stop being such a daddy Darry

Soda: Stevie is GAAAAAAAY

Johnnycakes: bish whet

Horseman: Johnny has finally said the closest thing to a curse ever

Darry: He's making progress!

Two-bitch: Again, he's such a dad

Soda: hey, where Dally go?

Can'tHandleTheRandle: prob sexting Sandy

Soda: WHAT!?!?!?

(Soda has left the chat)

Dally: aaay, why's soda at my door yelling he's gonna murder me?

Horseman: scroll up

Dally: STEVE RANDLE U SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

Can'tHandleTheRandle: no regrets

Dally: oh you gonna regret something

(Can'tHandleTheRandle has left the chat)

(Can'tHandleTheRandle has left Tulsa)

Horseman: ok. . .

(Can'tHandleTheRandle has left Oklahoma)

Soda: um

(Can'tHandleTheRandle has left USA)

Johnnycakes: Erm 😐 

(Can'tHandleTheRandle has left the universe)

Horseman: uuuuuum 😐 

Can'tHandleTheRandle: HAYO IMMA BACK

Dally: ur gonna regret coming back

Darry: lay off dude

Two-bitch: Darry, u r a dad, never say dude

Can'tHandleTheRandle: You are my dad, You're my dad!

Johnnycakes: Woogie woogie woogie!

Two-bitch: YASS JOHNNYCAKES, YASS

(Johnnycakes has done the same thing as Can'tHandleTheRandle)

Can'tHandleTheRandle: aw, he takes after me!

Dally to Can'tHandleTheRandle privately: u would make a much better dad than the one he has

Can'tHandleTheRandle to Dally Privately: Ik, now shut up

Johnnycakes: Heller imma back

(Everyone but Johnnycakes has left the chat)

Johnnycakes: ok then. . .

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