Me. You fuckin twat could you stop being a fucking camper for 1 fucking minute
Dawn. Nate get off the games for a bit or you'll get angry and torture everyone again
Me. But he's camping
Dawn. Then RPG the bitch
Me. Ok but can you check my phone
Dawn. You got a truth and some dares
Me. Xbox more like YEET box let's goo
Morgan. We can do stuff now
Me. YEAH
Morgan. I can be evil
Me. Maybe
Morgan. So what we got
Ash. I got a 7mac11 about 8 38s 5macs the shit never ends (epic gamers get that)
May. Yeah you wish
Ash. I felt my heart crack
Me. Ash, No more 90 day fiancee
Ash. Whyyyyyyyy
Serena. Ash shut up and... oh you guys are here
Everyone but ash snd serena. yep and it's dare time
Me. Soo Ash and Serena truth
Them. What
Morgan. When was 5he last time you did it
Ash watching a mully video. Remember narrator never underestimate the horny. My dad told me that before he went to jail.
Serena. Speaking of that let's-
Me. Not yet but before Bonnie gets to smack us all in the face. Who ever the denses is gets smacked the hardest.
Ash. I'm gonna put riot armor on soo brb
Bonnie. why is that
Ash. Because I might not have a face
Bonnie. Don't worry it's not you
Ash. I trust you for now
Bonnie. *smack**smack**smack*
Ash. I'm next
Bonnie. *small smack*
Everyone in the room but ash and Bonnie. HOW THE DUCK DID HE NOT DIE, WHAT THE FUCK.
Clemont. At least it's not me
Bonnie. *pulls out a bat*
Clemont. Well sh-
Bonnie. *dunk*
Me. Also ash and Serena you never answered my question
Ash. 20ish times
Morgan. Why can't I find someone
Me. I don't know
Serena. So can we go now
Me. Nope but anyway dawn
Dawn. yess OMG
Me. Will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me
Dawn. OMG OMG OMG YESSSSSSS
Everyone but Paul. GG GG
Paul. Why nobody for me
Me. I left you in new york for a day and didn't hit on anyone
Paul. I tried but they can't say coffee right so what's the point.
Me. makes sense but I'm going to Scotland and Morgan idk where the fuck I'm going so show me please.
Morgan. Ok let's go
Dawn. No hitting on him *grabs Bonnie's bat*
Bonnie. Hey give it back
Morgan. Ok ok can I make jokes
Dawn. Yes you can
Morgan. Ok
Me. Also misty will try an eat Gary until I'm back
Gary. What the fuck
Misty. Food
Gary. No no no no
Ash.now that blue balls is gone
Serena. Yep I'm in *starts to drag ash*
Ash. *When did I get the most beautiful girl in the world*
Serena. *Why do o have the most handsome man ever*
Me. So I just run
Morgan. Make it interesting do it buck naked.
Me. New YouTube video running naked in Scotland
Morgan. 3.2.1 go go go
Me. *Running* I'm fast as fuck boys I'm fast as fuck boys, you don't know how fast I really am *zoom*
Scottish police. your under arrest for running naked in a public area
Me. I don't see a sign
Scottish police. Understandable have a good day.
Morgan. How did that work
The entire universe. I have no idea
Meanwhile back in hell
Misty is hunting Gary, dawn is getting bridesmaids, ash and Serena have been jumping on the bed the same thing with May and drew. Max and Bonnie ate watching tv with stormtroopers and Paul is Paul we don't know about him
Me. I'm back
Morgan. He ran buck naked in Scotland and didn't get arrested.
Everyone. How
Me. I said there were no signs
Everyone. Understandable
Morgan. Are you the police force
Leave dares or your dog will go to your least favourite person's house. No joke no scam
