Me. Ok bet
Dawn. Nate what is it
Me. What's your favourite Pokemon
Dawn. piplup duh
Me. Guess what
Dawn. What
Me. Your a piplup
Dawn. And you
Me. Charizard
Dawn. Everyone else.
Me. *over intercom* EVERYONE WILL BE THERE FAVOURITE POKEMON IN 20 MINUTES
Me. Now they know
Ash. I'm a pikachu
Serena. I'm a sylveon
Gary. I'm umbreon
Misty. I'm a staryu
May. I'm a squrtle
Drew. I'm roserade
Dawn. I'm piplup
Paul. Eletrive
Bonnie. I'm dedenne
Max. I'm treeko
Me. Charizard
May. What's the catch
Me. Everyone got a date but Paul so tell me a city and you get to go on a date there. Ash and Serena wanna go to Vienna boom *portal opens* so choose with your partner
Me and dawn. berlin
Max and Bonnie. Vancouver
Ash and Serena. Venice
Gary and misty. LA
May and drew. Tokyo
Me. Well Paul where do you wanna go
Paul. NYC
Me. ok let's goo
Ok in Vancouver Bonnie and max go on the island cruise and watch the hockey game
In LA Gary and misty head to the beach and watch Jake Paul get jumped
In Tokyo drew and may have to hide most of the day because people try to catch them.
In new york Paul goes on little trips from lady liberty too the twin towers monuments then ending in the big Apple
Skip across the pond to Italy when ash and Serena are eating out at pasta restaurants going on the canal throughout the city and into the harbor
Last but not least Berlin me and dawn went to the Reichstag and the remnants of the Berlin wall and ended up getting friendly with the natives because of the hole Americans are bad Canadians are good (btw this actually happens in Europe and Asia for some reason) the date kinda fell when a native girl heard about the teen with a big ass maple leaf on his shirt. Soo she ran up and kissed me. Did I enjoy it No was i surprised yes.
Teleports everyone back
Dawn. The audacity to kiss you in front of me some nerve she has.
Me. I'm sorry i didn't know it happened
Ash, Gary, drew and Paul. To the dog house with you
Me. *Teleports dog house* dawn do you want me here
Dawn. yes but in our room
Everyone but me and dawn. HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT DIE
Me. 1 of the questions scientists still can't answer
So leave dares or I'm gonna the American government that you have oil in your home
