thirty one

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"hey luke, what'd you do last night?"

"i went over to my parent's house and so did ben and jack and we ate dinner."

"anything interesting happen?"

"yeah, so when we were all eating dinner we were talking about dad jokes and all of the sudden my dad goes 'i've only made three jokes in my life and they're all sitting in front of me.' and then my mom whacked him and he apologized."

"that's it."

"what's it?"

"the dad joke to end all dad jokes."

"did you do anything last night, ashton?"

"yeah, i went bowling with calum and michael and a kid went up to michel and asked if his head was a bowling ball since it was so shiny and me and calum just started laughing so hard and then michael started rambling how it was all your fault."

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