Harley Quinn's Twin Sister

Chapter 1

It was a beautiful night in Gotham. Mr J and I seemed to celebrate the disappearance of Batman each night now. Things have been more... peaceful.
It's been two weeks since the Dark Night went missing. Some believe he's dead, others believe he moved to another city in search of new crime. Due to his disappearance, cops haven't dared come near us at all, for they all know without Batman to protect them, they wouldn't live to see the sunset.

I'm starting to think Mister J doesn't want me around, since whenever I ask how he is, or if we want to go steal some icecream down the street, he always yells at me to "just shut up and leave!". I don't know, what do you think?
Once again I caught him pacing in his room earlier. I am super pumped about Batman not being around anymore, but I guess Mister J isn't. You see, always I try to kill the man, but J always stops me! Telling me to "wait" and that he should "kill him". But it's all bull****. He doesn't kill him. Instead we run away while he saves people.
Over
And
Over
Again!
I can't tell him, but I just KNOW Mista J secretly loves him. Not In a love relationship kinda way, but in a way that he cares and won't let him go. I've a seen it, haven't you? I'm starting to guess that Word on The Street is correct.
Without a Batman there is no Joker.

*A few hours later*

*Harley leaves her house in search of some entertainment*

I lock the door behind me as I leave our Mansion in search of somethin to entertain me, and to take my mind off of Puddin.
So you wanna know where I went?
I went to Sal's. What's Sal's? Why, just THE BEST breakfast truck ever! And no, I don't care that it's 3:47pm. If I want my delicious egg sandwich then I will have my delicious egg sandwich!
As per usual I have my talk with Sal, and he shares me the latest word on the street as he cooks my egg sandwich.

"Not too much Sal! I wanna taste the cheese" - Harley Quinn, Birds of Prey 2020

"Word has it that your mother is coming into town," said Sal, as calm as ever.
"Wha- my mother?! She hasn't wanted to see me since my failure in gymnastics 9 years ago!" I replied in shock. Word on the street sometimes have me a shock, but nothing could be anymore shocking than this.
Why would my mother be coming here? She knows I'm a super villain right? And that I'm a huge and I mean "HUGE disappointment to the family name" well, that's what my mother said 9 years ago - right before I moved out and became a psychiatrist.
God how I miss those days. The years of hard work I spent into becoming one and look where I am now...
Ugh what am I thinking! I'm amazing! I bet everyone wishes they were Me. I can get and have ANYTHING I want! Where was psychiatry gonna get me anyways?!
I guess deep down I wish I still was one. .but I can't change that now. Now I have a much bigger problem than Mista J and his Batman obsession.

I now have to deal with the fact my mother is coming to see me.

*HARLEY LEAVES SAL'S AND BEGINS ARRIVES BACK TO HER MANSION*

Ugh, what a day! Kinda wish there was some entertainment. Okay fine, I got entertainment, but gosh I didn't want it to be my mother! That was the least of my concerns and now it's the first.
Oh no.
How's Puddin gonna take this news?

Thankyou so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed. I'll do chapter 2 if someone comments! :)