Of Blofis' and Goddesses

Of Bofis' and Goddesses

Percy- POV
I awoke to the same sight I have done every morning in recent months, the sight of a goddess atop of my chest. While most boyfriends would be exaggerating if they say this, I am able to be literal in the fact that laying on my chest was a goddess, Artemis to be exact. Her auburn hair falling in a halo around her head as she gently snored in her peaceful slumber, her usually stern face retaining a more innocent look as of one of a 17 year old girl rather than the millennia old goddess she was. Smiling at the sight I lent down and gave her a peck on the forehead causing her to stir. Her bright silver eyes fluttered open as she looked up at me with a lazy smile on her face.
"Good morning my huntress, did you sleep well?"

"I slept perfectly my hero," She replied while crawling over my form so the we were eye level with her hovering above me, blocking everything else from view like nothing else mattered apart from her, which at the moment was true. "I had an excellent pillow."

She leaned down and pressed her lips against mine for a lazy kiss, her droopy morning eyes shut as she melted into the kiss. I copied the gesture as one of my hands retracted from its place on Artemis' bare waste, instead digging into my girlfriend's hair pulling her deeper into the kiss. Her lips parted as she allowed me access to her mouth without resistance, my tongue explored her mouth without a fight from hers due to her lazy morning attitude. Unfortunately before we could take anything any further we where interrupted by the subtle entry of Moonbeam's lieutenant, the one and only pinecone face. Oh and by subtle I mean she caused a lightning strike right outside the tent flap before storming in with a twenty kilowatt smirk on her face all but screaming, "BREAKFAST TIME LOVEBIRDS, WE GOT A-"

For some reason she stopped after seeing are position as well as the state of the rest of the room. The combination of seeing her mistress naked atop of her equally nude cousin with only the thin silver silk blanket covering our lower regions as well as the remnants of our clothing scattered across the floor and furniture must have caused her to go momentarily into shock. I mean we did make quite a mess last night, my leather jacket was at her feat, Artemis' silver hunting jacket was sprawled over her mahogany desk with half her shirt on the accompanying armchair, the other half was hanging on the opposite wardrobes handle, beside that was my torn camp half-blood T-shirt, in a pile by the be - wait torn, fuck. That was my last one the rest had been progressively destroyed by: drakon riding (harder than you think), hunter pranks (why they think shrinking my shirts is a good prank, I have no idea) and, well, Artemis. I was broken out of my ADHD driven tangent by cousin dearest, Thalia.

"Well it appears that you two went a bit wild last night, I may get to be an aunt sooner than I thought. I wonder what Sally will think of being a grandmother at the humble age of 35, I bet she will be over the moon" Thalia commented while picking up a piece of Artemis' shirt between two figures with a sly smirk on her lips and her other hand on her hip. Both me and my moon had a deep blush accompanying our faces at what Thunder Thighs had accused, mine a dark scarlet while hers a glowing gold. "Very wild indeed."

Before I could get a retort out I was interrupted by the goddess in the room, obviously fully awake by now, screaming at my cousin. "THALIA IF YOU ARE NOT OUT OF THIS ROOM IN 10 SECONDS YOU ARE ON WOLF DUTY FOR THE NEXT YEAR!!!"

Now in my short life I've seen a lot of things but I am never quite going to forget how fast Thalia paled to the same shade as Death Breath and bolt out the tent flap, dropping the piece of fabric in the process. Just before the flap came to we could here the yell of, "I CAN'T WAIT TO BE AN AUNT!"

This caused both of us to blush deeply again, the hunters are so going to tease us for the next month. Slowly a comfortable silence washed over us tempting us back into the realm of Morpheus. "As much as I hate to agree with Pinecone face, she is right we will be late if we don't get up."