My Life as Banjo

Chapter 1

BANJO WOKE UP AND FELT KINDA BAD CAUSE SHE JUST MADE OUT WITH HER BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND!!!!

*authors note: sorry I was writing in all caps owo. I was just really mad at Banjo, like how absolutely fucking bitchy of her!?!? She should die in hell but I love her anyways :3*

Banjo got out of bed and felt pretty depressed because of the terrible thing she had done the other day. Miami was her best friend since the womb and betraying her like this was just terrible.

Banjo decided to listen to some music to help with her crippling 𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛. She turned on the Nightcore version of "Monster" by Gabbie Hannah. (It's her fav song :p)

After venting out all her feelings into the high note of the song, Banjo was feeling like her usual bubbly self.

Banjo walked to the bathroom and put her hair up in a messy bun and did a casual nude makeup look. Then she went over to her closet and put on her favorite 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑 hoodie and ripped 𝑚𝑜𝑚 jeans.

Banjo had 30 minutes before she had to leave for school so she decided to make some cereal and watch TV.

As Banjo sat down on the couch and started watching her favorite show 𝘔𝘺 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘗𝘰 𝘺 which she only watched because she felt a connection with Twilight as they are both bitches. Anyways, while Banjo was watching the tv her phone suddenly started ringing.

"Slash?!?! Why are you calling me?!?!?" Banjo questioned.

"I SAW MIAMI WITH ANOTHER BOY WHILE SHE WAS IN FRACNE, AND HE WAS HOT," Slash yelled.

"Omg!!! I'm so proud of you for coming out, Slash. I always knew it would happen eventually!!!" Banjo squealed.

Slash sighed, "That's not what I meant idiot, I'm saying he's hotter than me which makes him more attractive to Miami!!!"

"Ohhhhhhhhh, I see", Banjo said. She was trying to think of a way to get Slash and Maimi back together. (Omg guys yes I know that banjo had an affair with Slash but they're over it now and Slash wants to be with Maimi again :| )

"I KNOW!!" Banjo exclaimed, "Ill go to Fracne and stage an intervention!"

"Great idea!" Slash responded, and he hung up.

Banjo sighed as now she was burdened with the task of coming up with this plan to save Miami from this mystery French guy.

Banjo knew this was gonna be hard, so she set off to work right away.

*hehe I hope you like the first chapter ;) once again thanks so much for reading and thanks to coozzkids09 for inspiring my story!!! You should go check out "My Life as Miami" it's amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!*