(Enjoy ruining your innocence! :))
Virgil: You're clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want.
Logan: Mm-hm, tell me about it.
Virgil: I murdered Roman last night.
Logan: I feel you.
Virgil: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering!
Logan: Been there
Roman, in the background: What the f-
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Remy: Do you want to hang out with us at McDonald's?
Virgil: My heart says yes but my anxiety says no
Remy: Sorry all I heard was yes. Come oN LETS GO IN THE BALLPIT!!
Virgil: REMY MY ANXIETY SAYS NO
Remy: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
Virgil: REMY-
Remy: B A L L P I T
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Patton: You should always appreciate the little things in life!
Remus: *Looks at Janus*
Janus: Don't you dare-
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Virgil: I accidentally stepped on Patton's foot and couldn't decide wether to say 'I'm so sorry' or 'Are you fucking ok'
Virgil: I panicked and yelled 'ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY' at him
Virgil: He's still crying in the bathroom.
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Roman, throwing his head into Virgil's lap and looking up: Virgey, tell me I'm pretty.
Virgil, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Roman: *Offended princey noises*
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(I think that's all for now!)
