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Roman, trying to be smart for once: To useth ones head, musth useth thyn gayness.
Remus, from the other side of the room: Which head?
Janus: Remus nO!
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Remus: Are we flirting or fighting right now?
Janus, holds his hands over Remus' neck: I'm gonna sink my fucking teeth into your fucking throat!
Remus, choking: Still...mixed....mixed messages
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Janus: *Angry snake sounds*
Logan: Someone get the snake charmer.
Roman, drags in Patton.
Patton: You look beautiful, snake!
Janus: -,-
Patton: You're the most gorgeous snake I've ever seen! Dang! You look cute as heck!
Janus: Sssssssssstaph
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Logan: I might scream
Remus: This is like the Windows warning system before the virus hits.
Logan, screams.
Roman: Logan.exe has stopped working
Logan: OH MY GOD IM GOING TO KILL BOTH OF YOU!
Remus: Kill me, Daddy~
Logan:...IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Roman: Wait NO!
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Roman:....Ight I'm gonna jump off a bridge now.
Remus: No! Without you I'm incomplete!
Roman: Wow, Remus! That was really- sweet!
Remus, pulling out a knife: Yeah, I'll kill you instead!
Roman, backing away: Why did I think you were going to be nice?
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Alright that's all for today! I'd like to thank my friend Cin on Amino for giving me these to use! And with that being said, bye!
