Fate/Collide [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 1: From Nowhere Came a War

Author's Note: I will try to include both humorous and serious elements in this parody. Also remember this is a story set where the Fate series never exist, so I will have the characters learn about the "Holy Grail War" system again (which is what this chapter is, next will be more on my style).

You also don't need any prior knowledges about these other characters from other anime (just like you don't need to know the Servant's identity to watch the Fate series). I will explain everything you need to know :)

Keep in mind that some lines from the MC felt like he's saying it and I forgot the quotation marks. I assured you it's not! These lines are his thoughts, a style commonly found in the Haruhi Suzumiya light novels :)

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except my original characters!

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"I am the arrow of hope

A flash upon the blood-red sky.

Revived to this world I abandoned

A place I never exist in.

Companion of the dark spades

Fighting on countless tiles of chess.

In the endless horizon before me

Awaits the restart of everything that ends."

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The Internet is full of rumors.

Such rumors can be so well-known, they become facts or even 『urban legends』.

One of these so-called 『urban legends』 is very popular among the otaku masses.

"If you get a hold of the Dimensional Cup, a wish of yours will be granted.

To do so, you must win the Granimic War, where seven players are chosen randomly, called Masters

And accompanying them, seven powerful Servants from the anime world."

Many had look for it; none had succeed.

People also disregarded this as a joke, since this world called "reality" doesn't permit such things to happen.

But they never know that this world still have many mysteries unsolved

And some of those are found when least expected.

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I awoke to the sound of birds chirping in the distance, creating a peaceful and quiet moment. Sitting up and stretching out my arms, I remembered that it was a Sunday and school wasn't a problem today.

No, the real problem is what my little sister Kaori requested yesterday...

-o-O-o-

She had barged into my room, without knocking, and yelled out, "I need you to do me a favor!"

Seriously, I'm not a siscon, but where is the sweet sister I always see in the 2D world? I mean the caring, sweet type who behaves, respects her brother, and actually knocked on the door before entering. I don't want a reenactment of Oreimo[1] in any way, but I thought her deep understanding of anime would make her understand how to treat her brother!