Orange Juice is Love, Orange Juice is Life

Back at it again with the cursed lemons

Someone requested this, but I can't find who

I am seriously losing it when I write these

"give me that big ahoge hajimeme." nagito begged gripping the bottom of the ahoge mans shirt.

the big titty man scowled and kicked the hope obsessed freak away. "sorry bro orange juice is my only love."

"bro"

"bro"

the ahoge boy walked away as nagito cried. he wanted that ahoge so badly that his pp hurt. but there was nothing he could do.

hajimeme had walked off and found a vending machine. mikan was there and he beat her up and took her monocoins so he could get some oj. mikan just cried and stripped naked before running away.

the big titty man got his bottle of oj and his ahoge went hard when he touched the moist bottle.

he ran back to his cottage and set the bottle on the desk. he stripped to his birthday suit and began jerking off to the bottle of oj in front of him.

the precum had gotten on the bottle and the oj came to life spouting arms and legs and a big pp.

"i see you are horny ahoge boy. i am too. let me help"

"yes oj daddy"

oj pinned him to the bed and immediately shoved his dickie into the big titty mans booty hole.

he screamed and oj smirked beginning to jerk off his ahoge.

hajimeme was moaning loudly and nagito cried harder because he wanted to be the one to jerk off his beloved hajimemes ahoge.

the oj thrusted and thrusted and thrusted until it was going faster than the speed of sound. he came inside the big titty man but continued to thrust until hajimeme came. oj leaked out of his pp and his ahoge and when oj pulled out oj leaked out of his asshole.

"wait why am i cumming orange juice"

"because the orange juice gods have decided you are the next oj god"

"sweet"

the bottle then opened its cap and grabbed the big titty man throwing him inside the bottle. but there was still oj in the bottle and hajimeme drowned in his true love.

nagito cried a lot but realized hope was his only love and ended up worshipping that until another bottle of oj drowned him too.

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"Um, babe?" The white-haired male hummed as he looked up from what he was doing to look at his boyfriend.

Hajime rubbed the back of his neck, a little nervous. "Have you ever heard of having a wet dream...with an inanimate object."

Nagito bit his lip. "I've never heard of it, but I have had my own. Mine was a humanoid version of hope." "Why am I not surprised?"

The white-haired male rolled his eyes. "What was yours about?"

The ahoge man's nervous expression appeared on his face again. "Orange juice..."

Nagito smirked.

"You love orange juice that much?"

"Sh-Shut up!"

This is the best I can do, I hope you guys enjoyed.

I have two more of these in the works, holy fuck.

I don't have motivation to write my actual stories, but I can write this shit?