(A/N :Okay song for this chapter is mischief by the herd:)thank you)
After a lecture from Jess, and some yelling at me for being so stupid she told me that I couldn't keep the human just because it's "wrong" to kidnap humans ugh.
So after wiping the humans memory of the night,except for the stuff that happen before we left from the bar,
I stopped at a dark alley-way a few streets away from the bar, got out of my car, opened his door, grabbing his still passed out body and threw him into the alley where I then threw a few empty bottles of alcohol near his body, so when he wakes up and doesn't remember anything he'll just shrug it off and think it was the alcohol.
When I got back to my apartment I found blondie ( a.k.a Brianna ) outside my apartment door with her vomit filled mat in her left hand(she's wearing rubber gloves ) her other hand raised to knock on my apartment door.
"What do you want"? I ask
"I know you have something to do with this!" she said pointing at the soiled doormat .
"What's wrong ?"
"I think the new colour goes great with the colour of the door." I said
"Ughhh!
Do you know how hard it will to get this stain out?!"
"Why don't you just get a new doormat?"
"Because this one was custom made by a designer. "blonde huffed
"It's one of a kind."
I started laughing "you-ahah-had a doormat-ahahaha-custom made for your door?"
"Ahahaha"
"Well of course I did"blonde said
"Well as much as I'd like to stand here all day and laugh at you, I've got things to do."i said while wiping tears of laughter from my eyes.
"Wait!"blonde said
"What about my doormat and carpet, there ruined"blonde whines
"Not my problem ."I said
"I didn't do it" (technically true, blabs the human did )
"I know you done it!"blonde huffed
"Do you have proof?"
"No...but-"
"Stop right there,"i said holding up my hand." you don't have proof so leave me alone" I said going into my apartment.
"Assho-" blonde started,but I had already slammed the door in her face.
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AUTHOR NOTE
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Okay blabs is the human she kidnapped the other night,
and please tell me If I made any spelling errors.
I'll put names at the a bottom of the page and and you can comment which one you want the main characters name to be:
*Aria
*Lexa
*Alex
*Zaria
*Erica
*Cassandra/nickname cass
*Willow
*Rebecca
*grace
*vera
*Jamie
*jasmine
^okay so those are the names to choose from but if you have a better one comment it:) thank you:)
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