Star platinum fucking did a backflip while tryna fight za warudo, he bitch slapped Karen's stand into the air before violently screaming while puffin his BIG ASS PURPLE DUMMY THICC STAND TITTIES to the world
Jotaro blushed dramatically like
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Za warudo decided to pull a stop sign out from up his ass and slap it across star platinums face
"STAR PLATINUM-KUN! LOOK OUT! " Jotaro called out while holding his chest dramatically
Kakyoin on the other hand was tugging at the end of jotaros long ass leg to get his attention "J-jotaro.. Can you h-help me stop the blood? I feel like a d-donut rn lmao" Kakyoin said while coughing up donut blood
"Oh lol okay I'll help you after star platinum kicks Karen's ass"
"Aight den bro " Kakyoin did a 👌 sign
"ALL STAND OWNERS... ARE KINGS! " Star platinum screamed
"IF HE BREATHES... " Za warudo pulled knives out of his asshole and inhaled
"HE'S A THOOOOOOT" Za warudo screamed,
Za warudo did a cartwheel as his ass cheeks clapped
Jotaro on the other hand was about to have a heart attack "STAR PLATINUM-KUN!!! " he screamed the streets down
Karen/dio, was also clapping his cheeks "OH FOOTAro IT SEEMS AS OUR STANDS REALLY ARE THE SA-"
Karen,/dio was donuted.. By the one and only...
"AYE YOU IT'S JONATHAN JOESTAR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I HAVE RETURNED "
Star platinum was strangling za warudo with his massive thighs in the distance.
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*Meanwhile in the future*
"Killer queen... Daisan no bakudun, BITES'ZA DUSTO" Kira then did the thumb thing, "Tf? Killer weenie what's taking so long with the boom boom??!?!? " Killer weenie repeatedly did the thumb thing
Josuke and okuyasu were having a make out session while Kochis short ass was donuted
--- back to stardust crusaders
Dio/Karen was blown up suddenly,
"RESPECT THE CRUSADERS KAREN" Jonathan yelled before t-posin' while floating back to heavens door (👀👀👀)
Jotaro ran up to star platinum and hugged him
"Star-kun.. You could have died.. "
"Lol but I didn't" Star platinum replied before smacking jotaro
"YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THOTYOIN! " Star platinum screamed.
"N-no it's not what it is!! I don't love kakyoin the way I love you!!!! "
"Lmao, thot, Talk to za hando" Star platinum suddenly pulled za hando right out of his ass and placed za hando in front of jotaro. Jotaro bursts into s a l t y tears that the whole world is filled with Ocean ------- The end :)
