johnny x gyro ( dinopants too 👀)

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The two were sat on their horses staring at a wall
"Ay gyro, ain't you gettin' bored staring at this wall? "

Johnny asked his Italian friend who only replied with a 'nyo'

"If you say so then gyro"
Johnny said

- hours later -

Johnny then got an idea
" Ay gyro, wanna go get that man woman and beat up Diego? "

Johnny asked

"yuh "
Replies gyro who was picking at his nose still staring at the wall

Johnny spotted two people in the distance, crawling around. "Ay gyro ain't that hot pants and Diego? "

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Diego was on the leash, crawling around picking at rocks making weird dinosaur noises as he tried pulling the leash off only to be told off by hot pants

"Diego stop it now you thicc dinosaur "
She would say

"Ay gyro let's go beat both of them up lmao"
Johnny said as he magically got into a wheelchair and strolled towards the two retards

Diego aggressively started to pull on the leash tryna run for Johnny who was screaming for gyros help who was still staring at the wall

"This' a nice wall"

Gyro said, ignoring the fact that Johnny was gonna get his ass beat

Diego aggressively ripped at Johnny's wheelchair wheels making more dinosaur noises with foam coming out of his mouth

"GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BETCH"
Johnny screamed

"It' don' bite "
Hot pants said while eating Doritos watching them.

"YES IT DO-"

Johnny fell out of his wheel chair, crawling away from the dinosaur baby.

"Diego I love you but I hate you"
Hot pants said with a dramatic 😔

"Suck my toes no"
Diego replied while looking for more rocks to eat.







The end👉👈

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