my kid is better than yours. tess is the babiest babie you will meet. sadie and i def has an influence on her. vegan baby. expect tess to use emojis such as 🥺✨🦋🥰🧚🏻♀️🌷🤧🥳and 🌱. she also has a distinct style of idgaf and softie. you'll see, dw. JUST GO ALONG WITH THE FACT THAT I MARRY SADIE OK?! WATCH TESSA BE LIKE "MOM? YOU RAN A FAN ACC OF MADRE???" and i'd be like "YEAH...she never noticed me though, smh 😔" and sadie would be like "I HAD THOUSANDS OF TAGS A DAY!!! IM SORRY! 😔🥺" then tess would just leave and go edit her stan or smth.
that actually sounds so adorable omg...🥺🥰
this is all a joke lmao but yeah. i can imagine that if it was real haha