EriSol oneshots

#1

(All these oneshots are going to be in third person POV.)

♠- Sexually suggestive content

Eridan sighed as he plopped down onto the couch. He had been messaging Sollux all morning and hadn't gotten a single response. Sollux hadn't even looked at them as far as he knew. "That stupid pissblood..." He growled to himself as he stared up at the ceiling. Why couldn't Sol at least acknowledge that he was message him? Even if it was just to tell him to fuck off.
Eridan sat up as he heard the front door open. "cro? that you?"
"yep. didnt think ya vwould be home." Cronus said as he walked into the living room and sat next to his dancestor. "thought youd be buggin tunas dancestor. vwhats his name? sollux?"
"yeah thats his name... hes been ignorin me." Eridan huffed and crossed his arms.
"and yer upset ovwer that?" Cronus chuckled softly. "relax eri, hes probably still messin around on his laptop still."
Eridan looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "howw do you knoww?"
"thats vwhat tuna told me." Cronus shrugged. "said thats all hes been doin."
"i thought you hated him." Eridan said softly.
"vwho? tuna? i do fuckin hate 'im." Cronus scoffed. "i just gotta be nice or kurloz vwill beat my ass."
Eridan chuckled softly and shook his head. "you sounded like dualscar for a second there cro."
Cronus looked at him like he was a child that had just cursed him out. "dont say that. take it back."
"nope. nevver." Eridan laughed as he stood up and ran to his room "cause you did!"
"thats it im gonna cull you!" Cronus yelled as he chased after him.

~

"50LLUX WH3R3 4R3 Y0U?!" A helmet-less Mituna yelled frantically as he ran through the house looking for his dancestor, who had been in the same place since he started working on a code three days prior.
"je2u2, tuna... i have been in the 2ame place all day." Sollux sighed as he looked up from his laptop for a moment to see his dancestor run into his room.
"50LLUX! 1 F1N4LLY F0UND Y0U!" Mituna laughed as he plopped down next to him on the floor. "WH4T 4R3 Y0U D01NG 0N 7H3 F700R?"
"2iittiing." Sollux replied as he went back to typing.
"W3LL 08VI10USLY." Mituna chuckled and leaned to look over Sollux's shoulder. The two sat like this for a little while before Sollux let out a very loud sigh and looked at Mituna, with some difficulty because he was still on his shoulder. "what ii2 iit that you need tuna?"
"1 D0N7 R3M3M83R." Mituna shrugged and sat up straight.
"were you lookiing for your helmet maybe?" Sollux asked.
"MY H4ML37? W417 W3R3 15 MY H4ML3T?!" Mituna replied as he grabbed his head.
Sollux sighed and sat his laptop to the side as he stood up and helped Mituna up. "come on... let2 go fiind iit." He said softly as they walked out of his room to go look for Mituna's helmet. "do you know where you left iit?"
"N0P3." Mituna replied.
"that really help2. thank2 mituna." Sollux groaned as he started walking through the house to see if he could find it.
"Y0UR3 W3LC0M3." Mituna snickered as he followed him.
Sollux rolled his eyes as his phone went off for probably the fiftieth time that day. He had been somewhat ignoring it seeing as he was busing coding, that is until Mituna started to bug him. He pulled his phone out of his pocket to see the messages where all from a certain seadweller. "je2u2 ED." He mumbled to himself as he opened the messages and started typing back.

--twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]--

TA: what ii2 iit ED
CA: finally sol
CA: i havve been messagin you all day
TA: ii notiiced
TA: diid you need 2omethiing?
TA: or were you just tryiing to bug me for no reason?
TA: ...
TA: ED?
TA: you 2eriiou2ly bugged me all day
TA: and then diisappear
CA: calm dowwn sol jeez
CA: i wwas tryin to keep cro out of my room
TA: diid you compare hiim to your ancestor agaiin?
CA: yep
CA: i gotta go
CA: hes gonna get in so i am gonna crawwl out my wwindoww
CA: can i come ovver there
TA: you are goiing to have to deal with my dancestor
CA: i am fine wwith that
TA: alriight then ii gue22 you can
CA: ill be there iin a feww minutes unless cro catches me

--caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA]--

"hey tuna? ED ii2 comiing over." Sollux said as he turned around to see Mituna standing behind him with his helmet on.
"C00L."

<Timeskip brought to you by Cronus breaking Eridan's door down>

Eridan sighed as he laid behind Sollux on his bed. "sol. sol pay attention to me."
"ii am busy ED." Sollux replied as he continued to type.
"you said you wwere done codin." Eridan huffed as he sat up and looked over his shoulder.
"ii am done codiing. ii am now dealiing with KK." Sollux mumbled, to focused on his laptop to even attempt to shrug Eridan off of him.
Eridan groaned and rolled his eyes. "just ignore him. kar isnt goin to stop bitchin anytime soon."
"would you rather hiim come over here and biitch at both of us? becau2e that ii2 exactly what he wiill do." Sollux asked in annoyance as he attempted to shrug the seadweller off of him. "now get off me."
Eridan scoffed and glared at Sollux before leaning on him again.
Sollux growled and set his laptop to the side before turning around quickly and grabbing Eridan by the shoulders. "wiill you plea2e 2hut up for more than two 2econd2?! you are almo2t wor2e than KK!"
"excuse me?!" Eridan scoffed and shoved the mustard blood slightly, almost shoving him off the bed.
"you heard me fii2h diick!" Sollux huffed as he shived Eridan back, causing him to actually fall off the bed.
Eridan got up and glared at Sollux. "howw dare you!"
"pfft, ii diidnt thiink youd actually fall but that wa2 hiilariiou2." Sollux snickered as he went to grab his laptop again.
Eridan growled softly and grabbed Sollux, shoving him and pinning him down onto the bed.
"get off me ED!" Sollux yelled and attempted to sit up before being met with an angry kiss from the seadweller on top of him. He growled into the kiss and started kissing back just as his bedroom door opened.
"H3Y 50LL- WH47 7H3-" Mituna stopped as he seen his dancestor making out with and being straddled by Cronus's dancestor. "GR055!" He shouted as he slammed the door shut again and ran down the hallway. "P511, 50LLUX 15 H473 FUCK1NG CR0NU5'5 D4NC3570R 4G41N!"
"god damn iit..." Sollux face palmed.
Eridan blushed and looked at Sollux. "howw does he knoww about last time?"
"ii dont know." Sollux shrugged before flipping them over to where he was on top of the already blushing seadweller. "welp, they already a22ume that2 what we're doiing. miight as well?"
"sol!" Eridan blushed even brighter than before and shoved Sollux off of him and onto the floor, to which Sollux laid and laughed at Eridan's reaction.
"i hate you sol..."
"ii hate you two."

(Word count: 1214)