Ibfs|a Payton Moormeier story

Ibfs?

I woke up at 10am to my ring tone going off

'Catch me knuckles yeah for the legends'

I groaned thinking why do i still have this ringtone i don't wanna change it though cause lottie will have a go at me cause she loves the Norris Nuts
I answered half asleep

Lottie:guess where i am
Me: Shannons
Lottie:no
Me:the moon
Lottie: *laughs* and says yea how did you know
Me: imitating mr bean MaGiC

Me again: i wish i wasn't British other wise i wouldn't have a good sense of humour
Lottie:but guess where i am
Me:idfk stuck in the upside down
Lottie: no here ill show you
Flips screen on her ipad
Lottie:Jaxy
Me:awww that reminds me wanna go to costa today and meet up
Lottie:sure we can have a sleepover at Shannons too
Me:sounds like a plan
Lottie:ok
Me:bye ima get ready and ask my mum and dad if its ok
Lottie:ok bye
Me:bye *pulls up middle finger*
Lottie: ABI IM 7
Me:I FORGOT BYE BITCH
Lottie:bye
*she hung up*
I got out of bed and found my mum and dad
In the kitchen me:morning
Dad:morning princess
Mum:morning
Dad:did you have a good sleep
Me:yes um can i ask something
Dad:ok
Me:i woke up to lottie calling me and shes in the north east with Shannon so could me and lottie meet at costa to meet up and stay at Shannons for the night
Mum:fine with me
Dad:ok impersonates the spider man thing saying something fuck u bitch
Me: dad u think your michael mcintyre or James Corden when your the lidl version
Dad:i didn't come here for the roast it's Saturday not Sunday and theres no candle her
Me:good maybe it will stop your hair from catching on fire like when i was 1 or 2
Mum and dad: *burst out laughing*

I go upstairs and see my cat digit who looks like this:

She flips over and meows that means its to hot so u look at and its bright hot and u say
Me:Jesus i go to a catholic school but i didn't know i would meet god this early
Dad:hears and bursts out laughing cause she has a sense of humour

I get dressed and i look like this;