Hi. My names peppa pig.
I'm a pretty normal pig, I mean, I have a mom who doesn't love me, a dead dad and brother, only one friend, and a nicotine addiction.
Pretty normal right?
Maybe I should start from the beginning.
Mommy pig always said daddy pig never loved me so he left with my little brother George. Turns out mommy pig actually sold them on the black market to some guy in Poland to have them turned into pork chop.
Mommy pig is addicted to crack and she makes me buy her drugs for her and I don't love her and she doesn't love me.
I don't have many friends because on the first day of school I accidently poured 42 gallons of syrup in the halls and slid down them, exept I do have one friend. Suzy. She's kinda annoying and I hate her but it's fine she's still my best friend.
If there's one think I can't stand, it's HARRY STYLES. cough cough
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PEPPA SOLD TO HARRY STYLES
FanfictionPeppa pig is just youre average pig with a mom addicted to crack when one day mommy pig sells peppa to the hunk Harry styles! Thisisajokepleasedonttakethisseriouslyitpainsmetowritethis
