PEPPA SOLD TO HARRY STYLES

2: peppas big day

I woke up at 8:30 to my alarm clock.
"SHUT UP U CLOCK U WANA FIGHT??"
I put my bald head in a attempted messy bun but it didn't work so I just put on my red dress.

"PEPPA GET UR LAZY PIG TOES DOWN HERE OR IMMA FORCE U TO DO DRUGS" mommy pig yells from downstairs

I sight and stroll downstairs. "What do u want mommy pig."
"I WANT U TO PACK UR STUFF."
At this point I'm rlly confused cuz like why do I have to pack am I going on vacation
"Mommy pig what do u mean" I ask
"IM SELLING U TO HARRY STYLES CUZ I NEED DRUGS" she hisses back
My heart drops. Not HARRY STYLES. I hate him. I don't have any reason to but that's what happens in fan fiction, I mean reality.
"Lol ok" I say and I go upstairs and grab a blue backpack that is stole from Costco and pack a slinky, 2 more red dresses, a toe ring, and some granola bars.
"Hmm this seems like enough" I say to myself. I take one last look around my room and say goodbye. This is very heart felt.
"Lol bye room I hope some spiders live here" just as my heartfelt moment ends mommy pig screeches from downstairs,
"PEPPA GET DOWN HERE RN OR ELSE ILL CALL U A LOSER OR SOMETHIN"
I hurry up and go downstairs.
"Yo pig ur rides here bye" mommy pig says as she physically boots me out the door.
I see a black van in my drive way and get in it.

A/N
Yes I know this story is very amazing but I gotta go poop so this is all I'm writing tonight bye