As I am getting in this creepy van I notice someone in the drivers seat. He had beautiful, luscious locks of brown hair.
"Excuse me I'm peppa pig *OINK OONK* u bought me so what are we supposed to do now." I say to this man with luscious hair.
"I'm Harry styles luv. But you can cal me daddy" he replies
"IWNDOSNDSKNAKSNDIEN BISH NO!!!!! IM CALLING U HARRY CUZ U HARRY."
This annoying man rolls his eyes and starts to drive. I'm not quite sure where we are going but I hope it's not a concert or a hotel.
"So peppa luv, wut do u do for fun mate?" The harry man says
"I like to jump in muddy puddles and purchase my mother drugs" I say proudly.
"Omg me too"
He keeps driving until we stop at a hotel.
UGHSJJSDNIENXOANDOD I KNEW DIS WOULD HAPPEN NO GRACIAS,&:&9:&/9'dkajdidnidns. "Well luv, I'm on tour with my band mates so we'll have to be stayin in this hotel alright luv?" Harry tells me.
I do not want to stay in a hotel with this man but I decide that I have no choice and I say "fine. But I am NOT sharing a bed with you."
We get out of the car and walk into the hotel. There is a receptionist at the front desk and harry says "ello mate I have a room booked for the loist name stoyles."
"Hmm" the receptionist replies, typing at her keyboard. "Yes, you will be in room 420 here's your room key!" She slides is a paper pouch with 2 room keys in it.
We take the elevator up 3 levels and make some turns, then we finally found our room, 420.
Harry puts in the room key and a little green light flashes signaling that we can enter, and I see the worst thing I could possibly imagine....
There's only 1 bed... LWBEIENDOANSOCOSNDOSNDOSNDOSMlx sorbet disnsk:&;!9/!;9-'al'isjdownoOnsidjso
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PEPPA SOLD TO HARRY STYLES
FanfictionPeppa pig is just youre average pig with a mom addicted to crack when one day mommy pig sells peppa to the hunk Harry styles! Thisisajokepleasedonttakethisseriouslyitpainsmetowritethis
