Cute Beast Store No. 138

BS138 Chapter 6: Man cannot be unseen

When Jinyu finally opened his eyes, it was to the sight of that huge, alligator-like head-shaped ceiling lamp.

The reason he said it was like a ceiling lamp was because the alligator head's mouth, eyes, and ears were emitting beams of light. But even if Jinyu stared at the alligator head all day, carefully analyzing every aspect, he still would not be able to conclude whether or not it was a real thing or just an emulation.

"Oh! That's just the first B+ level Tidal Alligator. Isn't it pretty cool? What do you think about it?"

At that moment Jinyu's right side turned towards Lixiao's excited and cocky chatter, however, after Lixiao finished speaking, Jinyu silently turned his body towards the left and used his zebra-striped hand to cover his face, only allowing a small crack to peak out.

Really, how would anyone else feel if they woke up first thing to the gaping jaws of an alligator head?! Even if he did have any thoughts, wouldn't it only be to jump out the window?!

"Haha! Look at you! I said early on that the alligator lamp had to be switched. Who knows how scared witless little brother Jinyu is! Who knew this little kid's interests were so weird."

At that moment, Jinyu just discovered that there was another person on his right side all along, with the same orange-coloured fur as that porcupine. This caused the corner of his mouth to twitch, flipping over to the side and closing his eyes so he wouldn't see it.

"Hmmmph, my interests are weird? I'm definitely much better than a big guy who paints his whole room orange, the outside looking like a tangerine, and has all the furniture and everything inside the house orange! Does the old man think you were an orange in your previous life? This reincarnation you're an adult, this really is fucking[1] mistreating you!" In comparison to the beast-loving fanatic Lixiao's verbal assaults, the orange porcupine's took much more glee in bullying him.

Jinyu received the sudden urge to take off his shoe and throw it at someone's face when he overheard their conversation. You guys are so incompetent[2], what right do you have to be judging others?!

To stop the two rascals from continuing their savage conversation that only made it hard for others to listen to, Jinyu let out a sigh, jumping out of bed, voice ringing out like an ominous, wandering spirit, "What about dumbass[3] Xiaolu?"

Even though Lixiao didn't know what dumbass meant, but it didn't prevent him from understanding that this was a modifier for Xiaolu. Li xiao stopped his banter with the orange porcupine, smiling wide before answering, "He should be watching television downstairs."

Jinyu twitched his lips and nodded before tossing his bed covers to the side.

At the same time, he should still be thankful that even in this chaotic world, although the outer appearance of these beasts and things were a bit strange, it wasn't something completely incomprehensible. Of course, maglev cars, animals that carried people, ancient carts, and spaceships were all inevitable results of a chaotic world. As long as Jinyu understood the general trend, that would be fine.

"Thank god I wasn't thrown into a ditch full of crawling insects. ."

Silently drawing the word for "ten" on his chest, Jinyu took the stairs down one by one. Currently, the sky outside was dark but underneath the white light of the porcupine lamp, Xiaolu lounged comfortably on the animal-skin rug, eyes glued to the laser screen, watching with rapt attention.

"..." Seeing the female rabbit on the screen, injured and shivering with fright, Jinyu felt uncomfortable. "Don't watch it anymore. Men-beasts are too violent, you guys are good for nothings." After coldly saying this, Jinyu wanted to continue being shameless and wanted to sit on the animal-skin couch uninvited, then point with his finger and say, "Come over here and let me see if your heart has healed."