Facts have proven that if a person was unlucky, he would continue to be unlucky unless he reached the point where bliss came out of the depth of misfortune.
And this Mogul KuCha who was widely known as the unluckiest in Anjie (暗街), began to worry and nervously bawl in his heart after his blunder of congratulating with 'I hope you have a child soon'.
t/n: KuCha literally means underpants.
What was strange and puzzling to everyone was that Boss Jin, who was supposed to be so angry that he would lead his beasts to rush up and bite people to pieces, had no hint of anger at all. Moreover, the guy next to Boss Jin, who clearly looked like Boss Jin's mistress/lover, er, partner, even raised the corner of his mouth slightly?!
A certain mogul with the hawk-eyed bloodline swore that he definitely saw that BOSS-level character laughing! Laughing!!
Could it be?!! Had Boss Jin figured out how two men could give birth to children?! This was certainly the most amazing achievement that could win one both the Ancient BianQue Medical Award and ShenNong Life Award! !
Therefore, all the moguls stared at them. Big or small eyes, upwards turning or droopy eyes, all looked straight at JinYu waiting for the result of their conjecture. It was just that they, who had been extremely expectant, became overexcited, and totally forgot the one thing that was nearly regarded as a motto, and after this incident had been finalized as a motto—
Your sister ah!! Even if it could be believed that Asians were more amazing than the New Humans, bloody hell, one can't have any unrealistic fantasies about any of Boss Jin's behavior!!
Otherwise, the consequences would be as they were now...
Jin Yu looked at the trembling Mogul KuCha who was wearing tightly-fitting underpants and beamed, "Thanks for your good advice. I will find companions for the cute beasts in our shop as soon as possible and let them have babies... In addition, as the person whose message of congratulations I appreciated the most today, I would like to express my heartfelt wishes that you and your lovely pet would have a child soon... The delivery will be handled by our store. You can rest assured that we will not discriminate against love between different species. After all, this is also a deeply touching love ah~!! Don't you think so?"
The mogul heard the words and instantly felt like his HP had been KO-ed. He looked around at the surrounding moguls. They had immediately put a distance of N meters from him and had a look of condemnation in their eyes that said 'You beast! You didn't even let your own beast off!'.
He took a deep breath, inhaled and exhaled, inhaled and exhaled, "Shit!! Lao Zi only likes women! How could Lao Zi possibly court my own beasts if I don't even go and court men?!! Lao Zi doesn't engage in bestiality!! Lao Zi is absolutely the most normal man ah!!"
Jin Yu smiled and nodded when he heard this, "Yes, yes, you are a normal person. You can rest assured, I understand it completely. We will not discriminate against you. Remember to be nicer to your beast. Don't let it be lonely ah~"
"..." Hearing this, this Mogul KuCha felt like weeping but had no tears as he looked at his mistress who kept a distance of one meter from him. He feebly choked out, "Lao Zi, Lao Zi is really a normal man."
This time, all the moguls sympathetically eyed him and nodded, "You can rest assured. You are really a normal man. We understand it. You can rest assured!"
At this point, Mogul KuCha vomited a mouthful of blood and collapsed on the ground. Your ass! It's because your understanding is abnormal that Lao Zi cannot rest assured!!
No matter how serious and painful the consequences of the slip of the tongue caused by Mogul KuCha was, this fella probably would not have the courage to go out anymore in this period. After this event, which caused a great psychological shadow to all the moguls concluded, they let their underlings and little brothers pass on the monetary gifts that were handed over to JinYu with great grace and courtesy.
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Cute Beast Store No. 138
FantasyThousands of years ago, a small planet collided with Earth and destroyed the world. In five days, ninety percent of humans had been wiped out, leaving behind the last ten percent to earnestly struggle on death's door. Jinyu was one of those people w...
