Durrr.... Me zombie. Me is very smrt. Me Luv's to eat brains. Me SO smrt, Ima riting dis chapta ba ma self....Grrrr.
If u r wondering wher zombies come frm, well we come frm players who die, when our brainz are eventually eatn up... We becme zombies! Graarrrgh... Brainz. We com out at nights becurse we dern't wern't ter damage our supa modl bodis! We arse o bootiful!!!
What's going on here?
I is zombie, I is riting a chapter in ur book! LOL.
*draws true night's edge*
HACK! SLASH! Noooo-ARRGH...
Well, that's over with. Now on with the story where I take info from the monsters by reading they're diaries and then I write the book!!! Thank you for making it through that stupid zombie's chapter.
YOU ARE READING
Life of a Terraria monster
FanfictionEver wonder how the monsters feel about everything... And how they came to be?
