Me:*sleeping*
Grunt:*has an air horn next to my ear*
Mordin:Grunt.Don't do this.Doing this can be very...problemati-
Grunt:*sets the air horn off*
Me:JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE: *Jumps and falls off bed* GRUNT!!
Grunt:We have a question...
Me:Oh..okay.*reads it*
Me:Its for..
Commander Shepard:Oh dear god not again...
Me Wrex and Grunt:Commandeeeer Shepaaard!!
Commander Shepard:*facedesks*
Me:THAT'S MAHOGANY! Anyway...Commander Shepard..NinjaPanda491 wonders,if your entire crew was captured by an alien race more powerful than you have ever seen and they got severely tortured.Who would you save...and why.
Commander Shepard:Al-
Me:A LIMIT OF SIX!
Commander Shepard:DAMN IT! Alright...I'd save..
Everyone Else:*looks at Shepard intensely.*
Shepard:I'd save..Garrus, Tali,Legion,Wrex,Javik and..
Kaiden/Ashley:*cough*We've been with you since the begining*cough*
Shepard:Grunt.I'd gladly would leave Jacob, Kaiden and Liara with them.
Jacob/Kaiden/Liara:WHAT!?
Shepard:Yup...you're all so....noodley..anyways..I'd save Garrus because..well he's Garrus.Tali because she JUST got her home back.Legion because he's just awesome.Wrex...self explanatory..Javik the LAST prothean..and Grunt because he's a big momma's boy..just yesterday he drew me a picture and it is so ADORABLE ^-^
Grunt:MOOOOMM YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME...
Shepard:My little baby krogan is all grown up!
Me:*eating popcorn* This is gold..Anyway..GARRUS FINISH UP!
Garrus:Please send in more questions and dares.Now if you need me...I'll be in the back calibrating Legi- I mean...calibrating with Legion
A/N:I see Commander Shepard like a mom/dad to Grunt alright.Like Grunt is their child.Don't judge me...
