After we finished the ice cream I had a feeling that sense we met she wanted to hear these words come out of my mouth beacuse it wasn't official yet. I said " hey harley I have a question for you will you do me the favor of being my girlfriend." She looked at me with a small tear coming in her eye and said "yes of course why would I say no!"
After we made it official I invited her to come over my house. She was delighted to come over. When we got in my car to go home she said "can I be honest with you?" I said " yes of course we are a couple now we need to be honest to eachother." She said "okay, I used to date the clown that you I hope killed...he abused me!"
I said "really!? I'm so sorry." "Wait do you want to tell me about your past?" She said "really a boy cares about what happened to me in my past life!!" I said "well of course it is polite isn't it?" Harley agreed. she said "okay this is half of my life like 4 years before I met you. Okay so I was hired for a employee at arkham asylum. And I met this new person named the joker he was new to the asylum and I decided to interview him and find out all of his secrets, he told me that his dad was very abusive and never laughed at any of his jokes, and said all he ever wanted was love and happiness from his dad. But little did I know he was lying he was rich and happy his family was spoiled! So I thought that he just needed someone to care and laugh with so I became a villain now known as harley quinn!me and the joker Did a lot of missions together but then he started to abuse me... And I used to call him puddin' so for our 7th anniversary I hid inside of a massive pudding and surprised him. But he threw me out... But he threw me out a lot so it didn't matter.Then he started to fall in love with me and he didn't have those feelings before so he tried to kill me. So I escaped and went to Robinson park and met my best friend posion Ivy. At first she wanted to kill me but she's my friend-" harley cut herself off and said " I don't think you need to hear the rest unless you want to??" I said " it's up too you bæ I think that's what kids say now,right?"
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My feelings can't be killed
RomanceMy feelings can't be killed is a fake fan fiction story about what it would be like if deadpool and harley quinn dated! Disclaimer: this is my first fan fiction so please don't hate I know it will never happen! Warning: some jokes in this fan fictio...