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by fiction-wishing

by fiction-wishing

We 8 chili and it was really good and it had beans and meet and tomatoes and it was so good and I didn't farted once no matter what Milly sayed. So I ate lunch. Lily and me were BFFs from kindergarten and we were really good friends.

Wait, I didn't describe myself yet???!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!! I'm tall but not like the wall (haha that rhymed) and I am so thin on my waist you could wrap one hand fingers around it but my boobes are a 10DDDDDDDD and I'm so ugly because my eyes perfect and my skin is too and I have no friends.

So my best friend Lily and the rest of the group we ate lunch. Willy loves me but I don't love him but he always carries my books and does my homework and I get As. I also have an ass. He's a grey donkey his name is Hole and my parents are super rich so he has a wife named Y so they're holy praise the lord. So I also have a hole bunch of horses and sheep and koalas and stuff.

Anyway I really liked the chili. Then the boy came back he's new because I never seen him before. or maybe I'm new idk.

"I have a secret to tell you Harmony but only after school" he says. I look into his eyes.

"All right. but what ur name?"

He lean in to my ear . "Edward" he whispers.

"Cya, Edward." I say. "chili?"

Edward kiss my head and skips off.

After school I ditch lily's shopping trip and meat Edward in the woods because we magically organized that. lol also I'm in high school and I'm 17.

So I'm in the woods with a strange boy and I know it's all safe.

"Harmony, I'm a vampire"

"OMG I'm a werewolf and ur my mate!"

He looks surprised on his face. "wat?!"

"W r meant 2 b!" I go Kiss him and he kisses me then we rip off r close and do the s** lolz! "I love you edward! I say.

"I love you harmony!" he says. "youre so beutiful!!"

"No I'm ugly but thabks."

Then he says "no your so pretty let's get married"

"But vampires and werewolves?!?!?! that's against the Rules?!"

"Juliet!" he screams but it's the frickle frackle so idk. It mite be another girlfriend. or he could be doing Shakespeare. Also since he's a vampire maybe he literally did Shakespeare.