I got home like relly late but my parentz dint now lolz cuz theire always drunk like super drunk on fancy drinks like apple juic and orange juice and even sometimes water. Like actual water like in the sink. That's for cleaning.
So I was a werewulf so I sleep on a doggy bed and it smells like bacon. I love bacon. I also have a pet pig and I feed her bacon because shes a kosher vegetarian and baco is the only kosher vegetarian food she likes. So Im in my doogy bed and asleep when I c a face in my window and its edward! OMG! EDWARD! Edward EDWARD I LOVE YOU I say in my head because my dad sleep lightly and if he wakes up he kills people. He's an FBI dude and is perfect and never drinks or anything ever EVER. So Edward in the window and I say omg in my head. But I magical now that edward read mynds and nows wat i sed. i <3 u 2 he sez and i red his mynd bcuz im also like an xman. so he coms in and we do da frickle frackle and he SO HOT then we here noise in hall and i say 'it my dad' but it NOT MY DAD! It really hot wurrwulff BOY!
"My name Jac
k" he sauy
"Cum do da frixkle frackle i say' and edward say 'Noooooo! Harmony is mine! I <3 u"
"OMG OTP" I say and smash Edward and Jack together and make them kiss and then they cboth kill me and I Die and it sooooooooooooo Hot!
DA END
LOL This is the funnest story ever rite? ILYSM LIKE FAVE SHARE COMMENT RETWEET REBLOG TUMBLR OMG I LOVE CHEESE LOLZ AND I NEVER READ TWILITE I SWARE
YOU ARE READING
First dere was a vamper then like a wurrwulf than everywun went like ahhhhh bcuz dey claimede as da mate
HumorNo jujjing.
