A intrudor entered tregridy gates yesterday. Goober, Delroy and uncle Wendell, we're very upset.
Delroy: we we're all very upset mama.
Nobody should-
Uncle Wendell: get shot! ain't nobody taking my pinto beans!
MawMaw Faye: You boys better get some sleep before you go out shootin them goddamn bastards. Heres ya some pinto beans baby.
Delroy: uh- i love you mama.
Goober: those people wont kill us! we'll uh- uh- take their jobs.
Uncle Wendell: we're going shootin tonight!
Narrorator: why would they do something so ignorant? Well what have they been doing all day?
here's 1:00pm at the Tuckers's house.
1:00pm at the Tuckers's house on wensday.
Grandmaw: *asleep drooling on the pillow*
Goober: grandmaw are you high again?
Grandmaw: *checks pockets and proceeds to find a pill bottle*
*opens it and looks in*
grandmaw: ITS FUCKIN EMPTY SO FUCK YEAH dooood
Goober: i thought you'd give me at least three xanz for three dollars. *sad Goober face*
Grandmaw: I'll get you some more when i go scalping tonight.
At the diner..
A few minutes after grandmaw left...
*door slams open*
Uncle Wendell: GOOOBER!!!!
Goober: ive got a gun motherfucker!!!
*takes 45 out*
Uh- im not gonna shoot you uncle Wendell.
I'm gonna shoot the murderers.
Uncle Wendell: ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT!? Boy lemme tell ya ass sumthin
IT AINT ABOUT SHOOTIN THEM DAMN SON BITCHES ITS ABOUT LOOTING THE SHIT BEFORE THEY GET THERE GODDAMMIT!!
If youre gonna murder the murderers im gonna steal shit from the place. Before the robbers get there.
Son if we aint the best trailor park boys. Nobody is.
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