the dysfunctional homeshow

fayes inbred pie

Faye, aka mawmaw faye.
Was excited to see Lucy!
she's been waiting since last month to see her sister.

Grandmaw wasnt so happy.

Especially after uncle wendell told the family secret.
What? They forget often.

Goober, Dellroy and Wendell had to go to sammies gun and shop.
Because at 11:00 the robbers were going to rob the place.

Dellroy was susposed to "shoot the shooters"

Uncle Wendell wanted to rob it before the robbers got there.

Goober, he's still trying to get 100$ for Grandmaw for some moonshine.

he gets one drink.

Grandmaw, she's gonna save it for his Christmas present.

Anyways

Faye: im gon fuckin fix Bologna sticks and butter.

Maybe Lucky Lucy will like this.

Goober get yer ass down here.

Goober: uh ive gotta go shooting with Wendell, and Dellroy.

Dellroy: im gon shoot dem motherfuckers

Faye: *INTERESTED*

Goober: he's gonna get some pinto beans tonight.

Faye: *VERY INTERESTED*

Uh... can i come with y'all?

Uncle Wendell: NOOOOOOO!

Faye: fuck off then

Goober: hey uh- i sees one of dem motherfuckers uncle wendell

Uncle Wendell:

For the next 1hr ...

Anyways this shits takin too long.

Lets go see how the girls are doing.

        Mawmaw Faye, Aunt Lucy, and Grandmaw..

Lucy: oh mother, ive brought you the best champagne las vegas has to offer.

Faye: *VERY FUCKING INTERESTED MAN*

Grandmaw: does vegas have cures?

Lucy: oh no mother, this is very good have a taste.

2 days before Lucy came into town..

Lucy: they'll enjoy this! And hopefully the dulcalax ive spiked it with!

Mawmaw Faye: uh Lucy i think I'll have some of the champagne 
Uh how do you open it?

Lucy: here you go Faye.
*grins*

Grandmaw: im going to go get my Budweiser.

Faye: bring my shit bed

Grandmaw: k bitch

Lucy: perhabs you should go upstairs?

Faye: i cant go up dem things lucy

Grandmaw: heres ye shit bed Faye.

Faye finally, gets up off her ass and sets down on her bed pan and well ya know

S  H  I  T  S.

. If you think this is bad.

You should probably stop reading   

         

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This is why they call it Fayes inbred pie boiz.

Anyways.

I feel bad for writing this...

But man at the same time.

Faye: i think I'm done shittin.

Grandmaw:
Fix your own damn self
I aint nobodys flunkie

Lucy: oh now girls,

Faye: IF YE GON TALK THE FILTH YOULL SIT ON THE SHITTER

Lucy: okay

Lucy: this is the best part about inbred pie.

Ya know this is sick.

Anyways Lucy took a shit.

Granny took a shit.

Then, Faye went over and put in on the   counter.

Put three eggs
4 cups of coco powder.
1/2 cup of milk.
And a dusting of flour.

And dont make this at home.

They cooked it.

And the fights were still on!!

A biker, came into sammies gun shop.

while uncle Wendell
was robbing the place.

Goober was eating peanut butter and biscuit gravy sausage.

His gun, he lost track of that.

I hope uncle wendell doesnt g i t shot.

              Instead of rocket man

It should be biker man.

And since its bikers vs cowbillys.

| cowbillys: worse than a hillbilly.
Its a inbred cowboy.
A mixture  of cowboy and hill billy.

See motherfucker.|

The girls smoked their meth and did their pills.
Foods almost done
Even that God awful shit cake.

Which will appear in chapter 4.

       

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