Daffodils, Daisys, and Drinks ((Bagginsheild AU))

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((So sorry about the chapter unpost repost thing. Wattpad is being odd..))

SMAUGS POV (Oh look, I'm finally hot. Not sorry)

  Business was booming and it was only the first day on the job, the customers were mostly human scum who decided to blacken their lungs as they had done with their hearts. I ignored every girl who flirted with me, and even gagged at the one who looked as if her eyebrows-uh-eyebrow was scribbled on in brown crayola marker. Everyone seemed to look at me as if I were sex on legs, but that's inaccurate. I decided to take a break and pay my favorite florist a short visit.

  I walked across the street into the shop, obviously interrupting an ''important'' conversation between the dwarf scum and my young Bilbo. "Sorry to interrupt, but I'm here on business." I hissed, swishing my hips as I walked further in. I bent down and rested my elbows on the service counter, looking at Bilbo with what any human would call 'bedroom eyes'.

  The halfling reluctantly smiled, "Hello Smaug, lovely to see you.. What can I do for you." Thorin shot me a sharp glare.

  "Just wanted to.." I made a soft moaning sound, causing a small flame to build in my throat, illuminating the pale skin of my neck. "Buy a few.. Flowers." I smirked, that obviously wasn't my goal I was here to achieve but who cares.

  Bilbos cheeks turned a pastel pink, "S-sure." He stuttered out. He turned his back to grab a ruby red rose and I left the shop quickly, leaving Bilbo baffled and hopefully.. Interested.

  BILBOS POV

  He just disappeared, the dragon was definitely screwing with me. "You were saying?" I asked, trying to respark up the conversation Thorin and I were having before the 'reptilian sex god' as he's called, walked in.

  Thorin scratched the back of his neck, "I just.. I want to tell you that I.." He hesitated, "Think you should stay away from Smaug, all he wants is sex. If you're going to be with someone, make sure they love you for you. Flower shop and all, okay?" Thorin looked hurt and I nodded, taking his hand in mine.

  "My heart is beating for only one." I smiled softly, but oh how I wished it was true.

  ((Short chapter, sorry. Kinda busy CX and holy shit is Bilbo gonna choose Smaug or Thorin?! Too bad you already know because this is a bagginsheild fic but pfft. Love triangle. I enjoy triangles •w• nyeh. P.s. I'm dedicating this chapter to Luna because she's my baby okay bye. Luh you Lunacorn 030 ))

((PEOPLE ARE REALLY READING THIS WTF))