Author hyrule
Vika's always had a pretty decent grasp on a man's brain- touch his arm, laugh at his jokes, and always invest in a good bra. And to be fair, it's never lead her wrong before. It's been a twenty-four year long success story.Until Noel, with his thick-rimmed glasses and sleek black suits and mouth-watering jawline, and his total lack of interest in anything other than pointed ears, four legs, and a bushy tail.She is not going to get cock-blocked by a cat. Except that she is totally getting cock-blocked by a cat. (alternatively called: there is no judgement like that in a pedigree cat's eyes. screw you, cleopatra. you piss in a box.)cover by roadtrips
