you walk into target to buy a new blender after you broke it by clogging it up with eggplants and some weird sticky substance. you find a blender on clearance with a tag saying a totally normal blender. you say "seems legit" and decides to buy it. you go home and open the box your blender came in and took the blender out. the blender seemed normal but for some reason the blender had a hole in the back next to the cable to plug it in. you don't question it and plug it in but you then notice it was pretty late so you decided to head to bed. when you woke up you decided to try out your new blender by making a milkshake. you put all of the ingredients in and press the blend button. but instead of the noise of a normal blender it's moaning. you instantly stop the blender with a confused and half horrified look on your face. The blender started to talk saying "you cant do that so suddenly" being completely horrified and shocked you slowly back up into your bedroom. after 15 minutes you decide to come back out. the blender says "sorry for startling you" you ask the blender "how are you talking" and the blender answers with "i'm a talking blender". at first your very confused but then start feeling happy because you have no friends and the blender could possibly be your friend. you ask the blender if they want to be your friend and they said yes. after taking the blender through the neighborhood on a walk to give it a tour you decide to go home you put the blender back down and you tell it goodnight. you start to walk away before the blender stops you saying "can you put more things in me". To be continued
