Recap: you asked the blender to sleep with you
The blender answers with "yes". you both went to bed. it was the middle of the night and you both couldn't sleep. you ask the blender "what should we do". The blender answers with "i don't know". The only thing i know that people do together in a bed is friking". you answer with "then why don't we try it". The blender says "how, i don't have human parts". you answer with "but you do have two holes" the blender get what your saying and turns around. the blender says "can you put your fruit in my blender". at first you put a few real fruit like cucumbers and eggplants but that did not satisfy the blender so you put your eggplant sausage hybrid in. the blender was happy and moaned but you then remembered the last the the blender moaned was when it was... you instantly pull it out but you find out that it was cut off by the blender and was inside and you couldn't get it out so you had to leave it in there. after a while your eggplant let out a weird thick liquid and the blender stopped. you took the thing out and put it back on with some clear tape. 1 MONTH LATER . you took the blender to the doctors for a checkup but the doctor gave some interesting news. the blender was...... pregnant... To be continued.
