|| Obey Me × Reader Oneshots ||

𝕾𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖓 × 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗

Sex Talk | Simeon × Reader

- "Well you seem busy today" Lucifer said, watching as you quickly put away your dishes after finishing breakfast. Not even Beel was finished with his third plate yet.

- You swung a (f/c) bag over your shoulders and grabbed an apple from the fruit bowl. "Yeah, I'm gonna go to a café with the purgatory guys--" putting on your boots, you waved the brothers goodbye before they (Mammon) could complain. "--See ya' later!"

- Running out, you saw a familiar white hair right outside of the gates, leaning on the metal bars.

- "Solomooooon!" The man turned around and smiled at your cheerful presence. "(y/n), you're right on time. Simeon and Luke are already waiting, come on, you know how Luke is" "The chihuahua is gonna bite me if I come late!"

- After a few minutes of walking and a bit of chatting, you finally arrived in the peaceful looking coffee shop. You waved your arm in the air once you saw the two angels sitting around a table.

- You gave Luke a quick hair ruffle and placed a soft kiss on Simeon's forehead. Then, you took a seat on an empty chair infront of the table.

- Solomon took a seat across from you, adjusting himself on the wooden chair. "How's everyone doing?" You asked, swinging your bag behind the chair.

- "We've been doing well. It's a pleasure to take a break and chat like this once in a while" Simeon smiled as a light red hue travelled across his cheeks from looking at your jovial mood.

- Luke nodded, then starring at you worriedly. "Those demons better not lay a dirty finger on you (y/n)!" He pouted, his hands by his side turning into fists. You placed a hand on the blondes shoulder before rubbing it reassuringly. "I promise they didn't do anything weird"

- The short angel grumbled before folding his arms in a cute manner.

- "By the way (y/n), I checked out that sports anime you so badly wanted me to see" Solomon spoke up. Your eyes sparkled when you heard him talk about the show. "It's great, right? Who's your favourite character?? And are you on season 3 yet???" "Oh my, you're starting to sound like Leviathan now" "Hush Simeon honey, this is important business"

《 Reader's P.O.V 》

- I glanced at the clock in the café, the arms displaying the time. "It's been two hours since we came here. Time sure does pass by alot quicker when you're having fun" I said, seeing the guys glance at me.

- "I have to go to the bathroom, I've been holding it in for a while now" Luke muttered, hugging his stomach. "Why were you even holding it in?" Simeon asked, a questioning look on his face. Luke shrugged before getting up from his seat and running off to the mens toilet.

- I ran a hand through my (short/long) (h/c) hair and drank the (coffee/tea) on the table. I then heard Solomon speak up "By the way, since Luke is gone I think it's ok to talk about this now" "hm?" "Did you hear about Asmodeus spending the night with four witches the other day?"

- I hummed loudly in acknowledgement. "Yeah yeah, I heard that he was able to pleasure all four of them at the same time!" Solomon nodded whilst a serious look gloomed over his face.

- Simeon's face started to burn up once realising where the conversation was going, his hand covering his eyes.

- "Yeah, and one of them said that he used his horns INSIDE of them and practically tortured their prostate" The skin between my eyebrows scrunched up as I shot him a scared and concerned look. "That must've huurt!"

- "Also!-- I heard that he kept fucking one of those witches relentlessly until they came atleast four times on end" I hollered, doing sex gestures using my fingers.

- "mm-hmm, they all were exhausted to the point they had to catch their breath for 30 minutes after the session"

- "Yeah, a person said that it lasted for like-- 4 hours! And then Asmo just up and left after a short while!"

- "Can you both refrain from talking about such a sensitive subject in a public area?" Simeon finally spoke up. We could almost see smoke coming out of his head with how red and hot his face was.

- It felt like small devil horns were growing on me and Solomons head when we smirked at the poor angel.

- "And why's that, hun?" I teased, a toothy grin appearing on my lips.

- Simeon covered his blushing mess and looked off to the side. "Please have mercy on my feeble mind" he muttered quietly under his breath.

- "Snrk--" Both Solomon and I laughed aloud as we saw the man's reaction. Clutching our stomach in an attempt to lessen the ache from our laughter. "Ofcourse, we don't want to torture you" Solomon spoke up, covering his giggles. "--yet" I continued, lightly punching the brunette on the shoulder.

- Luke came back and sat on the table, a rainbow crepes cake in hand. "What did I miss?" The innocent angel asked.

- Solomon waved his arm at him, signalling to brush it off. "It's nothing, we just teased Simeon for a little while"

- I pinched Simeon on the cheeks before giving him a quick peck. His face turning impossibly redder.

Word Count : 884 Words
Art Credit : HIMEIIR0 on Twitter
A/N : I had to listen to '+♂️' on repeat to keep the mood. And peak the anime mentioned in the story, I think you all know which one I was referring to ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)