He wants dick | Kth.:Jjk.:

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*WhatsApp Chat between Jimin and Taehyung*

Chim:
Eeey whats pooopin'?

V:
Haha Hi Jimin.
Nothing really, way?

Chim:
Ah, yk, had a btch last night
and tbh she was horrible.

V:
Why? what did she do?

Chim:
Her tounge was so ugly man
I never though a tounge can be
ugly but now I know 🗿

V:
Eye- 👁👄👁

Chim:
How is music goin'?

V:
Naaah Jimin, Idk.
I do songs about love like
everyone is doing nowadays but
I still don't have a good song....
What am I doing wrong?!

Chim:
Maybe just stop writing about
love tho? ._.

V:
What about then?

Chim:
Did you though about my offer?

V:
Jimin how many times...
Ill not make a song about
your D1ck.

Chim:
*pound in horny*

What is the problem?
Just describe how it felt
when you fall in love with
some chick.

V:
....

Chim:
Oh don't tell me your a-

V:
....

Chim:
You never been in love?
bro~

V:
Thats not my fault okey?!?!
I never had a crusg and shit.
I saw some pussies in my life
but that always is just like yk:
👉👌 and 👋.

Chim:
Wow. Thank you for this picture theater 0_0

V:
JIMIN TELL ME WHAT DEFUQ TO DO!!!

Chim:
Write about smelly pussies...
I mean DAMN-
I want to fck you
and the kind person that I am, I can eat you out girl and shit, but when it smells like fish, what should I do?
Such a cocblocker, for real.

V:
🎵Stinky fishy, stinky fishy, stinky fishy~🎵

Chim:
Oh-

V:
I just want to feel that feeling of being loved and shit. Cuddle and trash like that. Yk, If you are in a relationship you are happy I guess~
Idk maybe you got a bish up your ass but she loves you, right?
And cares and- and- buys you Pizza and- yk.... you get your dick sucked everytime you want to and... that a big ass bonus~

Chim:
:,)

V:
Chim, you said you'll always
be there to help me, right?

Chim:
Yeah I-

V:
SO WAKE YOUR ASS
LAZY BRAINCELLS UP
AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Chim:
What about you find you a
chick on insta?

V:
Haha, Jimin.
So funny. •_•

Chim:
No No wait.
They write there like literally everything about them.
Maybe there will be a hirl with an hot ass and shit like her character and maybe she will like you, what she obviously will because boi, no homo but you are hot asf.
Her hole will drippin' and you got your Love Story.

V:
Jimin-

Chim:
hm? .-.

V:
You are a Genius :|

Chim:
Thats the reason why they call me Eistein.

V:
No one is calling you tha-

Chim:
Shut up and give me my 5 minutes.

V:
Okey so mission:
find me a gf on ig.

Chim:
Yes sir...

🌻🌼🌻🌼🌻🌼🌻🌼🌻🌼🌻🌼🌻