Storytime with Commander

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It's story time!
So this was just a memory that I remembered today.

This was only 3 years ago but I still remember this crystal clearly.

I was only 15 at the time and if you guys didn't notice, I'm a really big fan girl. Like if you talk shit about my fandom I will beat you up so bad you will have a concussion for a year. Of course this was the same at that time too.

So there was this bitch and her rat of a kid and they were walking through Disneyland Paris because I live in Paris. They were speaking English and I think from their accents they were from the UK . No offense to anyone who lives there.

Basically, we were all in the big Disney store. You know, the one with the high ceiling and literally everything in it? Yeah that one. And we were just minding our own business when that little baby bitch started whining about how trash Mulan was and how it wasn't a good movie.

And then the big bitch started to complain to her husband how right the little bitch was and how they never should have come here.

Now, I was offended and when I am offended, I tend to do reckless things without thinking about the consequences. And mind you, this kid was only six.

So, me being reckless, went up to their faces, made them turn around and look at me, and then screamed in their faces ' IT'S A FUCKING AMAZING MOVIE YOU BITCH, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE, WHY DID YOU COME HERE?! AND I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER WHERE ANYONE ASKED FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION!'

Yeah, I was mad. And by mad, I mean really mad.

It was a day to be remembered. Of course, I got grounded for two days, but it was totally worth it. Actually, I think the husband was trying not to laugh.

So there is my story that nobody asked for!

Till next time

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