Funny things that happen in my church

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SO-
Once I was sick
And they were gonna pray for me-
So I went up there.
This one dude sets their hand on my head-
Like what's that gonna do-
And then he starts praying
I don't close my eyes because- I actually don't know.
we start off quiet
And then HE STARTS SCREAMING-
IN MY LANGUAGE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON-
THEN THE CHURCH IS LIKE
"AMEN!"
THEY KEEP CHANTING THAT-
THEY BE YELLING ALL THE TIME
ONE PARENT YELLS JESUS-
I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE—
AND WHEN THE PREACHER FINISHES,
THATS WHEN HE GOES QUIET-
LIKE WHAT?-

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