I hate parties
Mostly those big ones
I'm most comfortable with church parties-
There's those musicians who start dancing
The choir who's obnoxiously loud
That one girl in choir who thinks she's better than everybody else
The one who faints because of the Holy Ghost
I was scared of the Holy Ghost for a while
I stopped watching Jesus movies
Still don't watch them to this day.
especially the graphic ones
Excuse me-
I don't wanna see someone get crucified-
That's gonna be in my dreams
Then you wonder why I don't watch them movies
The only Jesus movie I respect
Is Oops Noah is gone
You can't tell it's a Christian movie,
But it is-
ALSO I hated quotations-
Quotations are something from the Bible you need to memorize,
Then say it in front of the whole church
I was very very shy
So I hated those.
I got lots of crazy church stories.
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Rant/Head-Cannons book!
De Todosanders sides. Ranting. mostly about virgil dont @ me ratchet fangirls. If you love virgil and get triggered about this I won't mind. Because you decided to come to a rant book. About me hating Virgil. Anywaaaysss this is also for my head cannons ab...
