Bruises are black
Bruises are blue
I am amazing
Unlike youI don't know
Where my socks are
I think you stole them
I'll kill you with a car

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Funny Poetry and Funny Comebacks to pickup lines and jokes and stuff
PoetryRandom comebacks to pickup lines and (hopefully funny) poetry and jokes and stuff I come up with all of these myself (if I don't I will tell you)
Poetry(ish)
Bruises are black
Bruises are blue
I am amazing
Unlike youI don't know
Where my socks are
I think you stole them
I'll kill you with a car