Pickuplinecomebacks Stories

Random comebacks to pickup lines and (hopefully funny) poetry and jokes and stuff I come up with all of these myself (if I don't I will tell you)

Is there a really annoying guy you're trying to get rid of? Well taa daa you've got your very own guide to snarky retorts to get them off your back!

If you are sick of hearing the same pickup lines again and again try some of these comebacks the next time you hear them

I am so good with titles... PSYCHE also most of these so far are mine