Person 1:Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Person 2:Did you get hurt when you fell? Because it looks like you fell on a rock.
Person 1: Are you made of candy, because your sweet
Person 2: I hope you are, because when I kill you it won't be murder
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Funny Poetry and Funny Comebacks to pickup lines and jokes and stuff
PoesíaRandom comebacks to pickup lines and (hopefully funny) poetry and jokes and stuff I come up with all of these myself (if I don't I will tell you)
