The Proud Fatso

An Extra in a Gangstah Movie

Unedited. Again. 

It's also short. I'm sorry.

Anyway, see you guys soon (hopefully).

"Get out of the way, Fatty." An obnoxious guy who thinks he's so swaggy with his plaid polo, snap-back, checkered shorts and shoes with Justin Bieber's face on it, pushed me out of the way. "I wish Fatties would just shrivel, die and then rot in hell!" 

You see, I was rushing to open the door to The Diner, Garrett's and I's favorite diner when some freak of nature with absolutely no fashion sense pushed me out of the way. Then he started saying really disgusting things to me. 

"Watch what your saying, plaid-polo-boy!" Garret rushed to my side and punched the loser in the face making his nose bleed. I actually kind of shrieked a little (a lot). Like I was watching a horror film or I was some extra in a gangstah movie.

I held Garret's fist and pushed his chest lightly. "Cool down, big boy." I cracked my knuckles like a tots badass. "Mama's got this." 

 "I'll teach Swag boy a lesson myself." I walked up to loser freak. "Hey, I may be fat but you're ugly! And you just got uglier with your cracked nose and black eye!" 

"What black eye?" He looked at me, puzzled.

"This!" Then I punched him in the eye and then ended up wincing. I actually just hurt myself and poked his eye in the process.

Garrett rolled his eyes, walked up to him and punched him in the eye. Earning him the black eye he asked for. 

I started to walk away, but turned back at the last minute. "Oh and you're not swaggy. At all." Flipping my hair, I grabbed Garrett's arm and he escorted me to the five star restaurant. Er, no-star-greasy-diner, I mean. I got a little ahead of myself with all the action in my action movie. 

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Garrett and I ate our food in peace, well I ate my food in peace, he was making lots of licking sounds with his gravy and steak 

"This is so good!" Garrett has absolutely no knowledge of eating etiquette but whatever right? Hot people get away with everything. 

"You think all food is good food." 

"No way! I only think good food is good food." 

"You are SO weird, Garrett!" 

Garrett gave me a look. "Me? I'm the weird one?" 

"Touché"  I clapped my hands like I had some epiphany, which I kind of did have.

"Let's go shopping!" 

"No way, I hate shopping with you! You take toooo long and try the same outfits five times." 

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"I can't believe you convinced me to go shopping with you! And look at you!" Garrett looked at my ten shopping bags. "You bought a lot of things! Basically everything on sale." 

"I LIVE IN A MATERIAL WORLD AND I AM A MATERIAL GIRL," I sang. "Oh look another sale!" 

"I'm so tired, help me Lord."  

"Garrett! Are you coming are not?" I looked back at him. He looks so cute with his shoulders sagging and with that irritated look in his eyes.  

"Father, why have you forsaken me?" He said, looking up at the sky. I giggled as he trudged after me.