Reincarnation (Seme!M!Reader X Various)

Chapter 5

 “You don’t recognize me, do you,” Kaede started as (M/n), now fully awake and feeling much better than before, made a duh expression, before he flinched as the old Miko raised her hand as if she was about to hit him. “I am the younger sister of Kikyou, the one who sealed you. I am Kaede.” 

 Inuyasha couldn’t help but repeat her name in shock, that such a young girl had become such an old bag just like that. “If you’re old then Kikyou must be a total old bastard too, huh. Too bad for being human, isn’t it….” the Hanyou spoke as he leaned back, only to pause in shock at what he heard next leaving the old hag’s mouth. “Kikyou-nii-sama is dead. It was the same day that you were sealed.”

 “Hmm. So that's what happened. Too bad for that fucking bitch, eh? Keh. That’s a relief,” Inuyasha forced out a small laugh that Kaede thought was real, but the modern male easily saw through it, but didn’t say shit as he was too busy messing with the fire. “Inuyasha, it’s a bit too early to be relieve…(M/n), perhaps you are the reincarnation of Kikyou-nii-sama,” Kaede said as Inuyasha glance at the Reincarnated male from the corner of his eye, while the said male look at the old Miko like she was crazy.

 “Bitch, you lying,” was the only thing (M/n) said as he yelled in his head the impossible shit of how he could not be a reincarnation of some hoe that he don’t know and how he wish that he was a side character because then, he would be fucking questioning his damn existance like this. Kaede ignore the dual haired male’s internal screaming as she started to explain why she think so, but of course the said reincarnator was blanking out as he started to think that maybe he need to take himself out to become a side character of an anime, he had watch and completed...well that is if he don’t just stay dead that is.

The next day

 “I hear he is the reincarnation of Kikyou-sama,” a woman whispered to one of her fellow villagers, as one of them mentioned how they could see how noble and solemn the modern male was. ‘These hoes now fucking worshiping me but didn’t ya’ll bitches tried to diss me fucking clothes? I’m done with this fucking bitch ass world,’ the Reincarnated male thought as he accept the basket full of vegetables and whatever else that they had harvest and watch as they bow down towards him. After like 30 minutes of these villagers worshipping the very ground he was on, (M/n), somehow, got away from them and was on the search for the likewise soul that was similar to him, Inuyasha. Of course, on his way to find the Hanyou, the dual haired male saw bunnies that watched him for a sec, which made him decide to feed them some of the vegetables that he had.

 After like ten minutes of playing with the bunnies, the male finally continued to search for Inuyasha, who he finally found sitting in a tree by himself. “Yo, catch!” the modern male threw a tomato at the older male, as the said male easily caught it without looking. “What with the food,” Inuyasha asked as he turned around to look at the so-called reincarnation of Kikyou. “The bitch ass hoes gave it to me. Now get your sad old ass down here, so we can eat together and I can give you the name of my dealer,” the dual haired male said as he walked forward so he could sit down underneath the tree. As soon (M/n)’s butt touched the ground, Inuyasha hopped down and sat down next to the teen, just so he could get closer to the scent that the dual haired male was releasing.

 The duo sat there in comfortable silence as they ate some of the vegetables, not bothering to even argue about the Shikon no Tama or what the male was trying to do by bringing food to the silvernette. ‘Damn, this must be my life right now. Stuck in this world forever with no choice but to play the role...how fucking annoying. The Boss gonna kick my ass for even thinking that I’m free from his control.’ (M/n) took a big bite out of a tomato, only to start coughing to his death, because of the juice pouring down his throat. During this, Inuyasha, only watches as the modern Monk gets closer to death, as he finishes his second vegetable.

 Another time skip to the next day since (M/n) survived his near death experience

 ‘Alright, new day, new me. Now let’s find dog boy or Kaede, so they can take me to that fucking well. Cause I swear if it's that type of anime where I have to go on some kind of quest to get home. I’m beating up everyone and then killing myself, just so I don’t have to deal with it anymore,’ the dual haired male thought as he wandered around inside the village. What? Did you really think that this fool would walk around in the forecast by himself after all that shit just went down. Hah, hell the fuck naw, this Reincarnated boy ain’t going down like that, since he knows enough horror movies and anime to know that he’ll either get kidnapped or tentacle rape if he not near people.

 Anyway, the male started to whistle out a small tune as he looked around for one or the two, only to yelp in surprise as a hand, big enough to wrap around his throat, grab his arm and yank him back into an armor chest. ‘Oh shit, oh shitohshitohshitohshit!!!! Please be a villager, for the first since I’ve been here! I hope it’s a fucking villager!!!!’ were the thoughts racing through his head as he slowly started to turn his head, noticing how some villagers were running away, screaming. While others gather their farming tools and glare at the Big Ass Hoe behind him. (E/c) eyes caught sight of the ugliest bandits ever and their ulgy as the damn centipede of a boss, who was the one holding the modern male.

 “Fuck my life.”