•Forever stuck in that age where you think you're invincible and awesome and have your whole life ahead of you and nothing could go— CUPHEAD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GAMBLING
•He could not manage money for the life of him.
•Surprisingly high alcohol tolerance. Seriously, how the fuck are you still okay.
• Cups is your stereotypical Chad, minus the shittines.
• Wakes up at the ungodly hour of 5 am and goes to sleep at the equally ungodly hour of 3 am.
•Somehow energetic enough to function as a toon without issue.
