Wheeeeee!!!! It's Nummy! @numnumnums_XD
First of all, welcome to the Lunatic's World y'all! Hope you enjoy the ride ;)
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Hello my name is Hanna! Hanna without a H! Sorry if you don't like it coz haters gonna hate!
~Ew! Jimmy Fallon feat Will.I.Am feat MEH ;) ;) JK.
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RUDE OR JUST PLAIN TRUTH?
A woman get on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says,"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen". "Ugh!," the woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her,"The driver just insulted me!". The man says,"You go right up there and tell him off-go ahead. I'll hold your monkey for you".
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What they say:
Behind a great man is a great woman.
Reality:
Behind a great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Behind a successful man is a long queue of materialistic women.
Behind a great teacher is a frightened students.
Behind a good-looking girl is a pedophile.
Behind a great hitman is a big pile of dead bodies.
Behind a good husband is bunch of dark secrets.
Behind a great lawyer are poor and angry clients or rivals.
Behind you is a creepy man staring at you while holding a sharp knife.
XD XD JK JK
(P.s hey guys, if you want more just tell me. This is the sample. Tell me your opinion kay :)
☆★Nummy)
